One man, tired of being snubbed by his in-laws, has made an unconventional choice: spending Christmas day in his car rather than enduring family interactions.
He plans to start the late-night journey at 11 p.m. on Christmas Eve, claiming it's to avoid heavy traffic. In reality, he's simply had enough of feeling undervalued by his wife’s parents.
Tensions peaked during a recent family FaceTime call when he refused to comment on Jaguar’s new concept car being labeled as ‘woke.’
“Judy and Kenneth have never liked me,” he admitted. “So, I’ll just wait in the car until it’s time to leave. I’ll escort my wife to the door, exchange a brief nod, then prepare the car for our trip home.”
He’s meticulous about his escape plan:
- Program the GPS with the return address.
- Check oil levels and tire pressures.
- Depart by 8:30 a.m. on Christmas Day to beat traffic.
This minimal visit ensures they remain in the inheritance.
“Of course, I’ll leave the engine running the entire time,” he concluded.
Summary: A man, fed up with disapproving in-laws, resolves to spend this Christmas in the comfort of his car, ready to leave as quickly as possible.
