Surviving Winter: Top Gear's Unconventional Driving Tips

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11-20-2024topgear
Winter's arrival often brings a deluge of expert advice on how to drive safely in snowy conditions. Most of these tips stick to the usual boring script: dress warmly, leave early, maintain a safe distance, and avoid using slick tires. At Top Gear, we think if icy roads make you consider wearing shorts and flip-flops, perhaps driving isn't your forte. Nevertheless, we're here to share our unique insights on winter driving.

Our Top Winter Driving Tips

1. Stay Indoors

If it's a snowy apocalypse outside, consider staying in. Turn up the heat, brew some tea, and catch up on your favorite box-sets. Your workplace can survive without you for a day, unless you're a brain surgeon saving lives—in which case, you might need to venture out.

2. Recruit a Finnish Rally Driver

Navigating snowy conditions is second nature for Finns, who seem almost born for icy terrains. If you can't find a Finnish driving pro nearby, a Swede or Norwegian might just do the trick.

3. Invest in a Ripsaw EV2

Typical guides overpromise on the benefits of winter tires. To conquer snow truly, consider investing in a Ripsaw EV2—a modest $295,000 that laughs at snowy roads. Too expensive? Perhaps a Merc 6x6 G-Wagen might fit your budget.

4. Relocate to Warmer Climes

Bypass winter altogether by moving to a sunny location. Freetown, Sierra Leone, sees little snow and offers luxurious accommodations for less than a parking spot in London.

5. Or Choose Colder Climes

The UK's issue isn't the amount of snow; it's the rarity. In Scandinavia, snow is a constant companion, and winter driving is simply "driving." Embrace the challenge by heading north.

6. Optional: Wear Something Comfortable

While most guides stress Arctic survival gear, why not choose comfort? Think pajamas, a dressing gown, and slippers.

7. The Ultimate Tip: Don’t Drive

When in doubt, stay off the road. You're stocked with essentials and entertainment, so relax and enjoy the tranquility.

Summary

Top Gear’s winter driving advice is straightforward: prioritize safety and comfort over unnecessary risks. Whether you're cozying up indoors or enlisting a rally driver, tackle winter with common sense and a sense of humor.

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